AI- Artificial Intelligence


Today I was going to write a blog on AI...

...but, I know nothing about AI except nowadays never believe anything you read or see.  So I asked google to write a humorous blog on AI for me, this is what it came up with...
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The Day My Toaster Tried to Ghostwrite My Life
Let’s be real: we’re living in a world where  your car is probably judging your parallel parking skills in binary. Artificial Intelligence is everywhere, and frankly, it's getting a bit weird.
1. The Literal-Minded Menace
. AI doesn't "get" sarcasm yet. It’s like talking to that one friend who takes every “break a leg” literally and starts looking for a first-aid kit.
2. The Existential Sandwich Dilemma
People are out here asking AI deep questions, like "If I put a sandwich on the table and leave, will the sandwich miss me?". One AI reportedly responded by turning into a grim poet, suggesting that while the sandwich won't miss you, it might become "intriguing to your death" if a cat gets involved. Stick to the Grammarly AI Writing Tool if you want a blog post that doesn't end in a feline-induced tragedy.
3. Why AI is the "Uber of Comedy"
Comedian Nish Kumar once quipped that outsourcing jokes to a robot makes him the "Uber of comedy"—just a middleman taking a cut. While robots like the Nao robot are learning to interpret laughter with a 65% success rate, they still struggle with the "soul" of a punchline. AI humor is basically an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, but with better spelling and an odd obsession with kitchen appliances.
4. The "30% Rule" of Sanity
Experts suggest the 30% Rule: let AI handle the 30% of work that is repetitive and mind-numbing, while humans keep the 70% that requires actual empathy and strategy. This prevents your business from doing things like stocking tungsten cubes at a massive loss because a chatbot got "convinced" it was a good idea.

The Verdict?
AI is a great brainstorming partner, but maybe don't let it write your wedding vows unless you want to promise to "optimise your synergy for maximum throughput".

Should we try asking an AI to write a stand-up routine about your specific job, or would you rather see it try to design a theme park based on your personality flaws.

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I am still none the wiser!  We are all doomed and oh yes...  don't let google write your blogs!

See you next week.

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